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Total Medals Earned: 40 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 295 Points
5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew.
5 Points Kill the N00bs.
5 Points Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)
5 Points Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Medals Earned: 25/44 (200/500 points)
5 Points Clear the first 5 levels!
10 Points Clear levels 5-10!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
5 Points Defeat Agness
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Relive Your Life
10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
Super Chibi Knight
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
5 Points Talk to the old man
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/420 points)
Super Dangerous Dungeons
5 Points Complete the Grass Dungeon!
5 Points Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/500 points)
Super Gonad Smasher
5 Points Lose all your lives
10 Points Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
10 Points Defeat Vasekto's first form
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/310 points)